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Do you exist? Then this is your shop. It's the place to garnish your existence: Existential Garnish.™
Non-Member Garnish Sampler
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Tier One
$20.00 per month
Access to all posts • Access to all products except exclusive Tier-Three Garnish Drops • 10% discount on all products
- 10% off all orders, code MEMBER10
Tier Two
$78.00 per month
Everything in Tier One, except the 10% discount increases to 20%
- 20% off all orders, code MEMBER20
Tier Three
$174.00 per month
Everything in Tier Two, plus access to exclusive Tier-Three Garnish Drops
- 20% off all orders, code MEMBER20