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Ready for a dream scroll? This is everything available from Existential Garnish™ at this moment: the t-shirts, the hoodies and all the goodies. Find the ideas that fit you ... or someone you love.
Become an Existential Garnish Member
Tier One
$1.00 per month
Access to all posts • Access to all products except exclusive Top-Tier Garnish Drops • 10% discount on all orders
- 10% off all orders
Tier Two
$4.00 per month
Everything in Tier One, except the 10% discount increases to 20%
- 20% off all orders, code MEMBER20
Tier Three
$9.00 per month
Everything in Tier Two, plus access to exclusive Top-Tier Garnish Drops
- 20% off all orders, code MEMBER20